Worst thing to say at a wedding?
This feels rushed.
- EmotionalDamage92
What should never be said into a microphone?
Wait, are we recording?
- MicCheckFelon
Worst apology text?
I’m sorry you reacted that way.
- TypingAndCrying
Worst thing to hear from a barber?
Time to get creative!
- HatSeason
What ruins karaoke night?
This one is for my baby momma's boyfriend.
- KeyChangeCase
Worst thing to say during a toast?
We all had our doubts.
- ChampagneProblem
What makes a doctor pause?
It took a lot of lube to get it in there, and now ...
- WebMDVIP
What should not be printed on a cake?
Happy Intervention!
- FrostingWitness
Worst fortune cookie fortune?
A new case of herpes will soon reveal itself.
- CrowchProphet
What ends a vacation mood?
I don’t think that was sunscreen.
- DildoBaggins
Worst thing to say in an elevator?
You’re all going to feel this in a second.
- FloorThirteen
What kills a family dinner?
So… does everyone know about Dad’s ‘friend’?
- CousinData
Worst caption for a gym selfie?
Cleared to be around people again.
- ParolePump
What should a magician never say?
This part usually makes me hard.
- HatLiability
Worst thing to whisper in a museum?
I left something inside this one.
- DildoMaster
What should never be a group costume?
Your teenager’s search history.
- AutoFillKnows
Worst thing to say at a wedding?
This feels rushed.
- EmotionalDamage92
What should never be said into a microphone?
Wait, are we recording?
- MicCheckFelon
Worst apology text?
I’m sorry you reacted that way.
- TypingAndCrying
Worst thing to hear from a barber?
Time to get creative!
- HatSeason
What ruins karaoke night?
This one is for my baby momma's boyfriend.
- KeyChangeCase
Worst thing to say during a toast?
We all had our doubts.
- ChampagneProblem
What makes a doctor pause?
It took a lot of lube to get it in there, and now ...
- WebMDVIP
What should not be printed on a cake?
Happy Intervention!
- FrostingWitness
Worst fortune cookie fortune?
A new case of herpes will soon reveal itself.
- CrowchProphet
What ends a vacation mood?
I don’t think that was sunscreen.
- DildoBaggins
Worst thing to say in an elevator?
You’re all going to feel this in a second.
- FloorThirteen
What kills a family dinner?
So… does everyone know about Dad’s ‘friend’?
- CousinData
Worst caption for a gym selfie?
Cleared to be around people again.
- ParolePump
What should a magician never say?
This part usually makes me hard.
- HatLiability
Worst thing to whisper in a museum?
I left something inside this one.
- DildoMaster
What should never be a group costume?
Your teenager’s search history.
- AutoFillKnows